Not only is she the most awesome co-host a girl could ask for, she’s also a guest posting/guest reviewing ninja. Yes, I’m talking about Kelly of Reading the Paranormal!
Kelly constantly wows me. Before I can finish saying, “Hey, look! Free Book on Amazon,” Kelly’s read it. That’s why I forced her to be my co-host of the Why Buy the Cow? RC. But Kelly’s talents don’t end there! She’s also a very creative storyteller, and today she’s here to share a story with us!
When I sat down to write this, I made up a list of all the things I do when I’m not reading and… well, the list made me look an awful lot like a stalker – which is true in @Rehvenge_BDB‘s case but… yeah, nevermind, I’m a stalker. The point being that I don’t want to be remembered as *just* a stalker. I’m sure I do deep, introspective things upon occasion that don’t involve sending dirty pictures via Tumblr to my friends and vampiric crush. I just have to whittle out the stalker-y things to get to the non-stalker-y things, right?
I’m sure I can figure this out…
Shh. I’m still thinking….
Okay. I’m beginning to see an inherent flaw in my non-stalking reasoning. I’ve decided to tell you a story, instead.
Once upon a time there was this fair maiden who lived in a windswept castle. Like that one over yonder –>
She was one of those girls who liked to make things and had the occasional spark of creativity to go along with that desire. She loved social media, especially Twitter, and could spend hours at a time talking to people. She made up stories in her head and wrote them down when the muse prodded her enough (and in November when the NaNoWriMo festival was in full swing). Zombie movies fascinated her, her Photoshop creations kept her laughing, and her son grew up to be the type of kid she liked hanging around (even if he rolled his eyes when she asked him to watch those bad zombie movies with her).
Whatever you may have heard, she DID NOT stalk any vampires on Twitter or Tumblr. In fact, this word “stalk” is foreign to her and I’m sure she has no idea what it means (she’s distressingly mono-lingual, as it turns out). She at no point compiled pictures of half-naked men to spam her Twitter feed with. And she most CERTAINLY did not use Tumblr to send any pictures of random half-naked people (doing sometimes naughty things) to her beloved @Rehvenge_BDB to remind him that she’s waiting for him in an agony of unrequited longing. Nope. Never happened.
Now, this fair maiden (who liked to fiddle with her hair color and dye it shades of red not found in nature) did have a rather dirty mind. At least that’s what everyone told her. She’s not convinced. It seemed as pure as the driven snow when she examined it. She has provided some of her Photoshop creations so that others can decide if her mind is a wee bit filthy…
Oh, gosh! She sure did have fun making those. What do you think, gentle readers? Is her mind firmly entrenched in filth as those around her claim or she truly as pure as the driven snow? You decide.
Therein ends our tale!
See! I knew I could find SOMETHING about me that didn’t make me look like a creeper. I mean, I don’t look like a creeper, do I? Anyone? Missie?
Kelly, First, Team #NakedWerewolf! Second, if you think you’re a creeper then I shudder to think of what I look like. Third, how do I get a lifetime validation for a gutter pass?