Review: October Girls

October Girls: Crystal & Bone by L.C. Glazebrook

Synopsis:
Five days until Halloween and all hell is about to break loose.

And it’s all Crystal’s fault.

Momma warned her not to consort with the dead and tried to teach her the magic spells that would close the portal to the afterlife. But Crystal doesn’t want to be a trailer-trash witch like Momma. She has dreams of going to community college and escaping the Appalachian town of Parson’s Ford.

Her best friend Bone is only too happy to escape the afterlife and help Crystal break the rules. Bone died too young, and she’ll do whatever it takes to remain among the living.

Then a teen movie maker comes to Parson’s Ford, and he has a very special project in mind: a horror movie starring a real ghost. The kids who watch his movies turn into brainwashed zombies. And to totally complicate matters, Crystal thinks he’s kind of a hunk, and she’s afraid her boyfriend Pettigrew only loves her because of Momma’s magic spells.

Now it’s Halloween, the night when the portal to the afterlife is widest, and somebody’s been messing with Momma’s potions. The fate of the world is in Crystal’s hands, but she hasn’t been paying attention to her lessons. And a mysterious figure in the afterlife is urging Bone to stay loyal to her own kind instead of to Crystal.

The movie is rolling, the creatures are stirring, and the brainwashed teenagers are ready to welcome a new star from the other side of the grave.

Crystal and Bone must overcome drama queens, coffin cuties, and mangled magic if they want to remain best friends forever—but at this rate, forever may not last much longer.

Review:
I had this book on my reading list for October, but the month passed by so fast, and I never got around to it. Sad, because it would have been perfect timing for this snarky story.

Best friends Bone and Crystal have a lot in common, like the fact that Bone is a ghost and Crystal is a witch (in training). And while they both secretly love to hate each other while they chase after boys, they can’t deny that even a little thing like getting hit by a UPS truck can kill a friendship like theirs.

Funny and witty, the writing style very much reminded me of Christopher Moore, one of my favorite authors. It was very dialogue heavy and snarky, which I enjoyed to a point. Many lines had me laughing out loud, then it started to feel like overkill. Think Dawson’s Creek for Snarks. Do people really talk that way all the time? Scene after scene featured so many things happening at once with the characters all jabbering at the same time, usually off topic topic.

Still, randomness has its way of amusing me. And the heart of the story was about an enduring, off beat friendship, one which I found myself appreciating. There were quite a few lulls in the story, and most times, I couldn’t quite figure out what was going on, but once everything came together at the end, all the wacky finally made sense, well at least somewhat. 

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Posted at 5:19 pm  •  Labels: 2010, 3 stars, Book Review, ghosts, Kindle Edition, witches, YA